nobody ever proven that life is a serious thing - thus i would advise you to sit back, relax and enjoy my company in a private room, i have a strong feeling you won't regret it.
Turn Ons:
having sex with many partners at the same time - i got excited even from the thought. do you want to be one of them or shall i seek for other volunteers?
Turn Offs:
i'm a nice girl with real personality, not a dummy. please keep that in mind while we are together. ;o)